John walked into the courtroom half an hour before his wife was to begin her trail and before the court room filled with witness. “Hey there gorgeous.” he whispered wrapping her up into his arms lovingly.
“Hey yourself handsome.” she smiled as she melted into his arms while giving him a innocent kiss. “So what do I owe the pleasure of this visit.?”
“Nothing can’t a man come and just watch his wife in action.”
“Oh, see you can watch me in action every and anytime you want, Lt. Mc Bain.” she cooed softly into his ear.
“Are you always such a tease lady?”
“Me…” she chuckled softly, “A tease. Why no officer not me. My husband hates when I tease him. But if he sits nicely and wants I’m sure I can make his day back in my office with some afternoon loving.”
“Have Mercy…” he kissed her cheek as he blushed deeply. “Really?”
“Pink swear…baby pinky swear.” holding up her pinky she entwined it with his. “You know I always keep my promises.”
“You got yourself a deal, Mrs. Mc Bain.”
Five minutes later the court room was filled with all kinds of people awaiting for the case to be called next.
ADA. Mrs. Evangeline Mc Bain:
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.
Mrs. Evangeline Mc Bain:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Mrs. Evangeline Mc Bain:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Mrs. Evangeline Mc Bain:
What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Mrs. Evangeline Mc Bain:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Mrs. Evangeline Mc Bain:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Mrs. Evangeline Mc Bain:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
Mrs. Evangeline Mc Bain:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Mrs. Evangeline Mc Bain:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Mrs. Evangeline Mc Bain:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Mrs. Evangeline Mc Bain:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"
And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
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